Writer's Log: Day 1
February 17, 2023
Alabama to Texas
“So it begins.” As we pull away from our house for a two-day trip to the Rocky Mountains, I say it like Theoden before the Battle of Helm’s Deep. This is our third year leaving the subtropical Gulf Coast and caravanning behind Beardy’s brother and his family to wintry Colorado.
Tator Tot is seven. Chicken Nugget is ten. He’s content to sit in one place for long periods of time, albeit in odd positions, as long as he has something to occupy his mind and white cheddar popcorn.
Tator Tot is my nature girl who requires large amounts of fresh air and sunlight. She likes to move and run and play, no matter the weather. Lately, though, she’s been prone to selective daydreaming so as long as we keep her favorite rock-n-roll songs on repeat and give her reward candy every hundred miles or so, her mood may not be susceptible to cloud bursts.
With Beardy in the driver’s seat, the drive between Alabama and Texas was relatively smooth. The most exciting parts for the kids were viewing the river delta and the USS Alabama at Mobile Bay and crossing the Mississippi at Vicksburg. Chicken Nugget is still utterly enchanted by the long cargo trains. Please, never grow out of that, young grasshopper.
Upper Louisiana isn’t nearly as wet or interersting as Lower Louisiana. Naturally, this uneventful plain was where Tator Tot emitted her first “How much longer?” I’m stunned she lasted this long. She decided at that moment that Chicken Nugget was far too content and incited a lively sibling squabble. Even with that hiccup, everything went peachy until, of course, Dallas.
For a city named after one my favorite literary characters (J.D Robb’s Eve Dallas), it’s endlessly problematic. It was dark by this point so we decided we would be smart and take the bypass road around the city. My thrill-seeking spouse still had moments of nervous chuckling. When we arrived at our hotel in Denton, his hands were sore from fisting the wheel and he was primed for a whiskey shot (or three).
Writer's Log: Day 2
February 18, 2023
Denton, TX to Pueblo, CO
Beardy slept until 4:00 until noise from the nearby highway became too much. He let the rest of us sleep until breakfast. He tested the shower for me. Pressure and temperature were ideal and the hotel soap smelled good on him so I decided to partake. It was 30 degrees but the air was already drier than it was at home. Denton’s 30 felt more like 50 in Alabama. Sweaters and gloves and we were ready to ride.
Leaving Witchita Falls, GPS Lady informed us we would continue on the same road for 212 miles. When north Texas isn’t dusted in snow, it is a redhead. We passed a place called Amardillo Grill and agreed heartily that we would never eat there. The vast fields of wind turbines look alien against the rural landscape. The old pumpjacks look much more at home there.
The wind in West Texas snatched the car door out of my hand when we stopped for gas. On the open road, the 18 wheelers had to pull over on the side of the road. A herd of pronghorn didn’t seem affected by the gusts. Not long before New Mexico, we saw the first snow on the ground.
New Mexico is one of the highlights of the trip for me. The mesas and buttes take my breath away. We waved to Capulin Volcano. I hoped we will stop and hike it on way home.
The first mountain pass we reached was at Raton, New Mexico. Our SUV felt the climb in altitude more than we did at that point. My ears popped and I knew we were in the Rocky Mountains. As we came down out of the pass, we saw the sign “Welcome to Colorful Colorado!” On the road to Pueblo, I loved the contrast of the plains to the east and the mountains to the west. Snow was everywhere and the kids were thrilled. You could tell they see this but once a year and spend their southern spring, summer and fall dreaming about that blanket of white.
In Pueblo, our stop for the night, we walked the river walk and found Angelo’s Pizza Parlor. I felt the altitude at that point. I was dizzy and my nasal passages were dry. It’s just a glimpse of what I’ll be feeling tomorrow when we go up to 9,000+ feet.
Writer's Log: Day 3
February 19, 2023
Pueblo, CO to Silverthorne, CO
We woke up in Pueblo and it was 14 degrees out. We got an early start, pointing our SUV north. This was the final leg of our journey in that direction, passing Pike’s Peak. At a whopping 14,115 feet, it is the highest summit of the southern Front Range. One of the tallest of Colorado’s impressive “14ers,” it inspired the poem “America the Beautiful.”
In my opinion, Grand Junction through the mountains west of Denver is the most dangerous part of the drive. Drivers are so distracted by the view at every twist and turn, it’s easy to forget they’re behind the wheel and that driving through the steep inclines and downgrades is tricky in and of itself. The kids were enamored by frozen waterfalls. There was a herd of buffalo, rockfalls encased in netting, picturesque mountain towns… Between the first and second tunnels, our speed slowed and visibility dropped. It was snowing!
The 18 wheelers were having a lot of trouble on the inclines but thankfully the runaway truck ramps were empty going down. Our sporty V-8 suffered, too. Beardy announced on an incline that we were getting 8 miles to the gallon. On the steepest down-grade, he said we were getting 100. When we arrived finally at our destination, Silverthorne, our white SUV was coated in mud.
Silverthorne and Dillon are gorgeous! Everything about this elevation, though, is different. I climbed the stairs in one shop and my heart banged hard in my chest, despite three months exercising specifically for this trip. While grocery shopping, my sister-in-law and I noticed we were both out of breath just walking. My chest felt itchy, too, like I had a bad chest cold. This was the beginning of our group’s rough acclimation period. We forgot this momentarily when we spotted a moose in a field outside our ski resort.
Altitude sickness feels like seasickness and after dinner, I noticed telltale signs in Beardy: nervous bouncy knee when sitting, clammy hands and unnatural pallor. The only way to fight altitude sickness is with Dramamine and hydration. We’ll see who’s ready to go up the mountain tomorrow.
Writer's Log: Day 4
February 20, 2023
Keystone Ski Resort
It was a slow start as everyone was still feeling the effects of altitude. Beardy took Dramamine and a cold shower and felt better. I fed the kids breakfast then helped them put on their gear. It was C.O.L.D. so I dressed them in three layers (thermals, sweats, snow pants and jacket). On went the ski boots, neck/face coverings and helmets. We walked to the bunny hill for our first run on skis in 365 days.
Chicken Nugget was like a fish to water, as always. He’s better than I am. Tator Tot was slower to get started, but once she remembered how to shuffle on the straightaways and keep her skis parallel when turning, she picked it back up quickly enough. My first run wasn’t pretty, either, but the second gave me confidence.
The snow came in sideways and the wind on the ski lift wasn’t what I’d call pleasant. Chicken Nugget complained that his neck was uncovered and snow was getting into his jacket. Still, I could tell they were both thrilled with where they were and what they were doing. “Look at the snow, mommy!” Tator Tot chirped at regular intervals, making me forget my numb toes in my boots.
They rode the two-seater lift on their own (with mama in the chair behind them). The road squabbles had been forgotten in a wave of shared cheeriness and comradery. I took a lot of mental pictures to file into my mommy memory banks later. I fell only once and got right back up. Thank goodness for 3 full months of cardio!
We took a lunch break and rested for a bit. I grabbed extra neck coverings for everyone to keep the persistant snow flurries on the outside then we walked back to the bunny hill. Chicken Nugget lasted only a few runs and went back to the house with his favorite cousin for warmth and video games. Tator Tot insisted on staying and practicing her turns until the lift closed at 4:00 p.m.
Beardy and I hit the hot tub because even on the first day our joints were feeling the abuse of cold and falling on packed snow. He built a nice fire after dinner and we cuddled, rehashing the day and making plans for the next!
Writer's Log: Day 5
February 21, 2023
Keystone Ski Resort
The day started out crisp and clear. The sun was out in full and the sky was a stunning robin’s egg blue. With the clouds gone, we could see all the peaks, even the distant ones. Our second day on the slopes started midway up the mountain. We hopped on the big chair lift and rode up, up, oh my god up to the long family green trail.
Writer's Log: Day 6
February 22, 2023
Keystone Ski Resort
Writer's Log: Day 7
February 23, 2023
Keystone Ski Resort
Beardy was on the slopes for seven hours yesterday. His biggest owie is the muscles around his lungs. He did a lot of heavy breathing on the mountain. I felt it too this morning, as well as the chill.
Writer's Log: Day 8
February 24, 2023
Keystone Ski Resort
Writer's Log: Day 9
February 25, 2023
Silverthorne, CO to Denton, TX
Writer's Log: Day 10
February 26, 2023
Texas to Alabama
We woke up in Denton to fog and I realized that we would have to drive through Dallas first. Beardy said not to worry because it was Sunday, early and the bypass road wouldn’t be as chaotic as going through the city itself. He was wrong. We’ve learned that anything associated with Dallas is the essence of chaos. Even Beardy found himself clenching when squeezed between the concrete barrier with no shoulder in the far left lane and an 18-wheeler.